I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day take me to the place I love, take me all the way
| What a normal marriage looks like: | |
| Wife: | Please, could you stop watching football, get up from that dumb sofa and help me in the kitchen? I feel like I'm the only one feeling responsible for our health in here!!! |
| What my (possible) marriage will look like: | |
| Husband: | Please, could you stop watching football, get up from that dumb sofa and help me in the kitchen? I feel like I'm the only one feeling responsible for our health in here!!! |
| Me: | Hey, this is not ANY match, ok? This is my favourite team, they are about to win and I'm almost dying! So shut the fuck up and let me watch Champions League! |
| Naah bro mine would be like: | |
| *Both sitting in the sofa watching football together and enjoying life* | |
| What are you saying mine will be like: | |
| Random person on the stadium: | is the one that just scored your husband? |
| Me: | YES THAT'S HIM OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND GIVE HIM A POST-MATCH GIFT |
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“…he’s a super player. Luis has shown over the last 12 months that he’s one of the best players in the world.” - Steven Gerrard on Luis Suarez
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the “turnoff” “turnon” game. ask me anything and i will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.
pleeeeeeease
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